I normally don’t reblog these, but I lost it at “I eat bunny poop”.
Evoked shrieks of laughter. Shrieks.
"I have a wizard beard"
This actually had me in tears laughing! :’)
i just asked rex how he felt about his dog shaming picture getting popular and his tail started wagging but he also looked really ashamed
WOO GIVEAWAY TIME
I’m giving away a couple gems I found laying around in my room to four lucky people who follow me and reblog this post
I’ll be giving away:
A foil Trostani, Selesnya’s Voice
A Vraska, the Unseen
A Liliana of the Dark Realms
And a Jace, Architect of Thought
I’ll be giving them away after I hit 200 followers so follow me and reblog MY STUPID FACE and I’ll decide the winners randomly
OK GREAT SEE YA
how many people reblogged this without realizing it was regular show
We have no idea what he’s doing…
drinking water but in a punk rock way
Anonymous said: u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not
hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not.
and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.
i always have a double chin.
i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles
and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why
i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up
i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25
also, it’s the size of fucking texas
i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth
my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count.
so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.
which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while.
TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!
that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.
you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.
your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.
you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.
your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face?
TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!
thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.
You’re beautiful stop lying
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this
Damn, Adventure Time. Damn
Remember that female led assassin game none of you bought?
Buy this game. make it explode. Show ubisoft and their leaders that there’s interest in a female led assassin game
make this game explode again
See? key phrase “none of you bought”. UBISOFT TRIED, AND YOU FUCKERS DIDN’T BUY IT. Of fucking course they weren’t gonna try again with a female lead because the one time they fucking tried NONE OF YOU GAVE A SHIT.
Yeh ok i wasn’t gonna but now i have to
You know why no one fuckin bought it you dork ass nerdlords? Because it was initially released as a vita exclusive which no one fucking has
It got re-released as an hd version in january this year completely un-fucking-beknownst to me and i’m guessing to a lot of other people as well due to their lack of advertisements (can’t advertise the game with a black girl lead hmmmmmm WONDER WHY)
I remember when this game got announced and I was hella excited about it as anyone who has been following me since that e3 can remember but, as much as i love games, and as much as i love the idea of playing as a female assassin, i’m not going to buy a system for ONE game.
I totally would have bought this shit on the re-release had i known about it, but i didn’t until about three days ago. and that’s saying something because i am always on steam looking for shit to play. the fact that i didn’t know it EXISTED until earlier this week is fucking baffling to me
Don’t fucking sit there and pretend like this is our fault when the chances are that you motherfuckers didn’t know about this game either until you decided to use it as a weapon against women who give a shit about representation in games, goddamn. And please don’t act like you know DICK about the industry, blaming us for not buying this, while you completely fail to recognize that the ac game with a woc lead was set aside for a small ass market initially. that was a conscious decision. They chose, purposefully, to make this game one that would not be available to the vast majority of gamers.
Why’d they do that, huh? Why wasn’t it given more ads? Why wasn’t it marketed like every other ac game is? Or is that shit our fault too.
actually there were a few commercials and ads for it.
when it was released, on the vita.
which no one has.
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